Ready or Not...There We Go

The DEFINITIVE guide to the toddler years with twins!" Elizabeth Lyons is the friend you've always dreamed you'd meet when you found out there were twins on the way. Now she's back with a smart and funny guide to surviving on Planet of the Toddlers. Consider it a must-read!" -Ann Douglas, author of The Mother of All Toddler Books Elizabeth Lyons and her "multiples" sorority of twin moms come to the rescue again in this hilarious, strategy-filled, tell-it-like-it-is guide to the toddler years with twins. From managing tantrums times two in Aisle 9 to the need for large quantities of antibacterial hand sanitizer and ketchup to the perils of potty training twins, the approaches contained within Ready or Not . . . There We Go! will keep twin parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges. It's the resource no parent of twin toddlers should be without. You've survived the sleepless nights, the inconsolable crying (yours and the babies'), the erratic schedules, the ever-growing mountain of laundry, and the cereal dinners night after night. You've washed more bottles and changed more diapers than you ever imagined you would. You've proven yourself. You're perfectly primed to enter Phase Two: The Toddler Years. This cannot-live-without resource explores such topics as: - Absolute Necessities for Moms of Twin Toddlers - Childproofing for Twin Toddlers - Utensils, Anyone? - Maintaining Your Marriage (a.k.a. Secrets to Not Killing Your Spouse) - Handling Impulsive Behavior - Having Another Baby (Never Say Never!) Ready or Not...There We Go! keeps parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges, arming them with the confidence to dive into the toddler tunnel knowing that they'll exit with their sanity (and everything else) intact. "Lyons has an endearing way of combining humor and optimism as she offers girlfriend-to-girlfriend, practical strategies to raising twin toddlers." -Dr. Susan Warhus, OB/GYN, author of Countdown to Baby "Twins can present some unique challenges for even the most experienced parents. Lyons' witty and often hysterically funny accounts of life with twin toddlers, combined with her secrets for preserving sanity, reassure parents that they can survive the years with toddler twins." -Nancy Bowers, RN, BSN, MPH, author of The Multiple Pregnancy Sourcebook" Ready or Not..There We Go! gives parents the straight scoop on life with twin toddlers. Before your twins are on the go, whether you're ready or not, get yourself a copy of this book." -Jennifer Margulis, editor of Toddler: Real-Life Stories of Those Fickle, Irrational, Urgent, Tiny People We Love