Get Laid

Do you want to get laid? Of course you do. Who doesn't? This book makes it easy! With simply illustrations and minimal text (who has time to read!?!), the Show Me How illustrated guides have helped hundreds of thousands of people around the world learn to do . . . well . . . just about everything. From the sweet (spoon comfortably) to the saucy (give a great lapdance) to the downright dirty (put a condom on with your mouth), this book shows you how to seal the deal, for a night or for a lifetime. One step at a time. Just a few of the amazing, essential tips and tricks you'll learn in the pages of Get Laid: - Find the G-spot - Remove a bra one-handed - Set up a threesome - Make your own edible undies - Put a condom on with your mouth - Make your own “home movies” - Do it in the car - Master porn-star positions - Decode body language - Tie someone up - The world’s best pick-up lines - 20 unexpected places to hook up - Porn-star hints to improve your performance - Pick-up strategies from history that worked! - The “seal the deal” dinner to cook - Text vs. call the next morning? A handy guide. - Turn a hookup into something more - Negotiate a “friends with benefits” arrangement - Spot—and avoid—10 crazy dates - Sneaky public-sex hints